1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:04,772 - WA-CHA! HIYAH! 2 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:05,839 male announcer: AND NOW 3 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:10,311 DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,679 - [grunts] [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,548 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:17,718 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,753 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,389 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,690 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,059 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,227 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,761 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:31,465 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,235 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:37,638 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 16 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,440 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:42,410 [scatting] 18 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,745 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:45,779 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,481 * PROTECT THE VALLEY, SOMETHING, SOMETHING * 21 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,150 * SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE * 22 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,784 OOH! AHH! UH! 23 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:54,122 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,823 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:56,824 SWEET! 26 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:12,140 [chanting] 27 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,142 - OOF! 28 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,146 - UGH! 29 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,813 - AH! 30 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:20,848 - UGH. 31 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,816 - OOH! 32 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,858 - [roars] 33 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,161 [audience boos] 34 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:36,330 - WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS IS NEXT? 35 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,169 - YOU'RE NEW HERE SO I'LL REMIND YOU. 36 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:44,538 OUR FIRST RULE IS THAT WE TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT. 37 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:49,710 - LOOK, GIRLIE, SO FAR THIS KUNG FU CLUB OF YOURS IS PATHETIC. 38 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,180 NOW BRING ME SOMEONE I CAN CRUSH. 39 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:55,183 - HOW ABOUT ME, LOUDMOUTH? 40 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,822 - [laughs] 41 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,824 WHAT'S WITH THE CORNY MASK? 42 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,894 AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARE--OOF! 43 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,402 - YAH! 44 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,337 TAKE THIS, OLD ENEMY. 45 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,738 HEEYAH! 46 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,207 UGH! 47 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,209 [groans] SURE. 48 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:24,212 HIT A GUY WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING. 49 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,882 - PO? 50 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,751 SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR TRAINING, 51 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,553 BUT SOMETHING SERIOUS HAS JUST COME UP. 52 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,822 - OH, MY GOSH! WE'RE OUT OF STICKY BUNS? 53 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:35,956 - I WISH. 54 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,892 - YOU WISH WE WERE OUT OF STICK BUNS? 55 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:42,863 WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE-- - JUST LOOK AT THIS. 56 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:46,367 - "KUNG FU CLUB. 57 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,868 "MARTIAL ARTS FOR THE AVERAGE GUY. 58 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,770 "PERSONAL COMBAT NIGHTLY. 59 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:50,971 TELL NO ONE." 60 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,374 A SECRET KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB? 61 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,508 THIS IS SERIOUS. 62 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,744 SERIOUSLY AWESOME! 63 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:57,745 YEAH! 64 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,281 UGH! - IT IS NOT AWESOME. 65 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,415 IT'S DANGEROUS. 66 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,884 THE UNSKILLED COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT. 67 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,553 THAT'S WHY TRAINING IS ONLY PERMITTED 68 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,521 AT SANCTIONED PALACES, LIKE OURS. 69 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,556 - STILL, CHECK OUT THAT LOGO. 70 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:12,493 IT'S ALL "POW, WHAM, FIGHT ME!" 71 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,897 - PO, THIS IS NOT KUNG FU. 72 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:17,931 THIS IS HOOLIGANISM. 73 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:21,969 I WANT YOU TO FIND THE CLUB AND SHUT IT DOWN. 74 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,871 - WILL DO, MASTER SHIFU. 75 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,374 NOTHING ESCAPES MY PENETRATING GAZE. 76 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,309 AGH! 77 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,014 SO, WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY BELONG 78 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,950 TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND FIGHTING CLUB? 79 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,025 - [screams] 80 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,027 - [snores] 81 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,962 [burps] 82 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:57,338 - IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO TELL--HUH? 83 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:00,308 'SUP? - [groaning] 84 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,679 - [whistles] 85 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,728 [quietly] - BLOOD AND HONOR. 86 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,933 - SECRETIVE GATHERING AT THE OLD MILL. 87 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:29,537 COOL. [giggles] 88 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,804 - PASSWORD? 89 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:31,972 - [clears throat] 90 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:35,676 UH... 91 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,044 SMASHAPALOOZA! 92 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,046 DARN. 93 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,949 [gasps] 94 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,821 [groans] 95 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:48,822 OOH! 96 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,625 [crowd cheering] 97 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,861 SWEET. 98 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:57,865 [fighting noises] 99 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,374 [cheering, shouting continues] 100 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,548 OOH! REVERSE JACKAL PUNCH. 101 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:15,683 NICE! 102 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,421 EXPLODING WEASEL KICK! SNEAKY. 103 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,023 [both grunting] SHAKE IT OFF. 104 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,059 [bell dings] 105 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,127 YES! 106 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,063 BRING THE BODACITY! 107 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,101 - GOOD EFFORT. 108 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,604 NEXT TIME, KEEP YOUR LEFT UP AND YOU'LL DO FINE. 109 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,106 SO I SEE SOME NEW FACES TONIGHT. 110 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,875 AND WE ALL KNOW THE THIRD RULE OF KUNG FU CLUB. 111 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,044 all: NO MATTER HEIGHT, WEIGHT, OR MIGHT, 112 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,846 ALL MEMBERS FIGHT. 113 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:49,517 - SOUNDS REASONAB--HEY! 114 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,118 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME, NEW GUY? 115 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,720 - PO--ONG! 116 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:56,724 UH, PO-ONG, THE WOOL-GATHERER. 117 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,893 - R...IGHT. 118 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,463 MONGO, YOU'RE UP. 119 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,564 - HA! 120 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,533 - UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS. 121 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,700 - IT'S OKAY, NEW GUY. 122 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,035 JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. 123 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,471 - [yelps] 124 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,706 BUT, UH, I DON'T WANNA HURT THIS POOR LITTLE GUY. 125 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,742 IT'S--IT'S NOT FAIR. 126 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,176 crowd: OOH! 127 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,546 - OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! 128 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,147 - IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 129 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,149 - THE JIG IS UP. 130 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,485 RUN! [all scream] 131 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,820 - ATTENTION, EVERYONE. I'M REALLY SORRY. 132 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,188 YOUR CLUB IS AWESOME, 133 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,658 BUT ON BEHALF OF THE JADE PALACE, 134 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,626 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SHUT YOU DOWN. 135 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:35,463 - WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 136 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,766 - RIGHT. 137 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,635 OKAY, SWEET MASK, BUT I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT. 138 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:42,736 UGH! 139 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,205 - IT'S ON! 140 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,674 - [groans] 141 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,643 WELL, I GUESS I COULD FIGHT A LITTLE BIT. 142 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:53,614 [crowd whistles and applauds] 143 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,487 all: OOH! 144 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,491 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT BAD. 145 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:04,492 - THANKS. 146 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:12,165 [crowd cheers] 147 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,202 - OKAY. 148 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,170 NO MORE MR. NICE PANDA. 149 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,544 UGH! 150 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,545 GOOD FIGHT. 151 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:28,682 BUT I STILL GOTTA SHUT YOU DOWN, WHOEVER YOU ARE. 152 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,186 PENG? 153 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,187 - [growls] 154 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,188 - YAH! 155 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:41,695 - COME ON, PO. 156 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,697 PO! 157 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,036 - YAH! FURRY TREACHERY! 158 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,805 [yelps] 159 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,841 - WHOA, HEY, TAKE IT EASY, PO. 160 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,543 YOU'VE BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE. 161 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,677 SORRY ABOUT THE KICK. 162 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,211 SOMETIMES I GET CARRIED AWAY. 163 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,247 - YA THINK? 164 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,249 - PENG, YOU'RE BEHIND THIS? 165 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,184 BUT I THOUGHT YOU QUIT KUNG FU 166 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,554 BECAUSE OF YOUR, YOU KNOW, BEING RELATED TO TAI LUNG 167 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:10,090 AND OTHER SUNDRY...ISSUES. 168 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,894 - I DID, BUT I REALIZED THAT THE PROBLEM WASN'T WITH ME. 169 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:17,197 IT WAS THE SO-CALLED CHAMPIONS OF KUNG FU. 170 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,568 SURE, THE MASTERS OF THE GREAT PALACES ARE HEROES, 171 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:23,571 BUT THEY KEEP THE SECRETS OF KUNG FU TO THEMSELVES. 172 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,673 BUT THE MASTERS CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE. 173 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,576 AND WITHOUT THOSE SKILLS, THE COMMON FOLK ARE HELPLESS. 174 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,178 - LIAN AND I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 175 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,588 THE CLUB STARTED TO GROW. 176 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,255 WE WORKED HARD, BUT IT WAS GREAT. 177 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,625 AND FOR FUN, WHOEVER WAS THE TOP FIGHTER 178 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,894 GOT TO WEAR THE MASK OF TRIUMPH. 179 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,296 I HAD A NEW SENSE OF PURPOSE, PO. 180 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:53,266 AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I WAS HAPPY. 181 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:58,338 - BUT NOW THAT'S OVER BECAUSE YOU WANNA SHUT US DOWN. 182 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,273 - SAVE YOUR BREATH, LIAN. 183 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,275 PO'S ONE OF THE HIGH AND MIGHTY MASTERS. 184 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,044 IT'S HIS JOB TO KEEP THE POWER 185 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,613 OUT OF THE HANDS OF THE COMMON FOLK. 186 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,616 - THAT'S NOT FAIR, PENG. 187 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,951 I'M HONOR-BOUND TO UPHOLD ANCIENT TRADITION. 188 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,620 AND THAT'S WHY... 189 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:16,757 I TOTALLY WANNA JOIN YOUR CLUB BECAUSE IT'S SO AWESOME! 190 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,825 - REALLY? 191 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:18,926 - YES! 192 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,360 IT'S JUST WHAT THIS TOWN NEEDS. 193 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,095 KUNG FU FOR THE AVERAGE GUY. 194 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,664 IT'S GENIUS. 195 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,166 - A REAL MASTER IN OUR CLUB WOULD BE AMAZING. 196 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,635 HE COULD HELP TRAIN NEW MEMBERS. 197 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,969 - [gasps] EXACTLY. 198 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,104 THEY'LL BE ALL "OH, WE'RE JUST SIMPLE VILLAGERS." 199 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,140 THEN I'LL BE ALL "FEAR THE PANDA!" 200 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:37,310 AND THEY'LL BE ALL "POW, WHAM, ZA!" 201 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,179 - ARE YOU SURE, PO? 202 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,081 - THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT. 203 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,182 I KNOW YOU, PENG. 204 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,350 YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART. 205 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,317 IF YOU BELIEVE IN THIS CLUB, 206 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,287 THEN I DO TOO. 207 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,858 - YEAH! - YES! 208 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,826 - YOU CAN EVEN WEAR THE MASK IF YOU WANT. 209 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,162 - DO YOU EVER WASH THIS THING? 210 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,296 - NOT A ONCE. 211 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,765 - [inhales deeply] 212 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,667 AWESOME. 213 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,334 [sighs] 214 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,004 WAIT. WHAT AM I GONNA TELL SHIFU? 215 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,040 - DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING? 216 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,016 - GOOD TALK. 217 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,352 - WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE, 218 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,655 TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED KUNG FU CLUB. 219 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,223 YOU ALL KNOW OUR NEWEST MEMBER. 220 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,225 - 'SUP, GUYS? 221 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,796 I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO SHAKE THINGS UP 222 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,732 JADE PALACE STYLE! 223 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:36,003 - BUT PO, WE'RE JUST REGULAR GUYS. 224 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,905 WE COULD NEVER LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE YOU. 225 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,373 - NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE. 226 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,010 LOOK. ANYONE CAN DO KUNG FU. 227 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,077 AND I'LL PROVE IT. 228 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,846 APPLE CART DUCK? 229 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:49,850 WHEN I'M READY, I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU--AGH! 230 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,088 NOT QUITE READY, BUT NICE JOB. 231 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,890 [coughs] SEE? 232 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,859 IF HE CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU. 233 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,862 [all cheer] 234 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,913 * KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB 235 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,381 * POW WHAM ZONK CRUNCH 236 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,850 * KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB 237 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,017 * FATOK SPROING 238 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,385 * IT'S A FIGHT CLUB 239 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,920 * WITH A KUNG FU THEME 240 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,421 * POW WHAM ZONK BASH 241 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:32,926 * KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB 242 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,261 * KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB 243 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:37,464 DOODLE DOODLE DO DO KA POW! 244 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:41,201 - PO, THE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN AMAZING. 245 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,103 - YEAH, THOSE GUYS ARE REALLY LEARNING 246 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,805 HOW TO HANDLE THEMSELVES. 247 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,106 - I KNOW. 248 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,374 THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S TIME 249 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,376 TO TAKE THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 250 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,778 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 251 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,312 - WE HAVE ONE BIG NIGHT 252 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,982 WHERE WE INVITE THE ENTIRE VALLEY OF PEACE. 253 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,918 WHEN THE VALLEY GETS A LOAD OF HOW AWESOME YOU GUYS ARE, 254 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:01,855 KUNG FU CLUBS WILL START SPRINGING UP EVERYWHERE. 255 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,995 - HEY. 256 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,530 DON'T YOU KNOW THIS ROAD IS DANGEROUS? 257 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,832 - YEAH. 258 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,000 GIVE US YOUR MONEY. 259 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,003 WE'LL PROTECT IT FOR YA. 260 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,184 - TAKE THAT, LOSERS! 261 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,987 I LEARNED THAT MOVE FROM THE DRAGON WARRIOR HIMSELF! 262 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,957 all: SHAKABOOEY! 263 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,828 - THEY PUSHED US DOWN. 264 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,462 AND THEY SAID HURTFUL THINGS. 265 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,332 AND THEN THEY BEAT US UP. [sobs] 266 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,367 - OH, SHUT UP! 267 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,170 MY BEST THUGS HAVE BEEN GETTING CREAMED ALL MONTH 268 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,972 BY A BUNCH OF SCHLEPS! 269 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,174 AND NOW I KNOW WHY. 270 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,177 THE DRAGON WARRIOR IS THEIR LEADER. 271 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:01,148 BUT HE WON'T BE...FOR LONG. 272 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954 - IMAGINE... 273 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,856 KUNG FU CLUBS EVERYWHERE. 274 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,057 - IT'S AMAZING. 275 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,125 WE'RE REALLY MAKING A DIFFERENCE. 276 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,162 - THIS IS WHAT WE'RE MEANT TO DO, LIAN. 277 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,297 THIS IS WHERE WE BELONG. 278 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,398 - I KNOW. 279 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,067 WE'VE GOT OUR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD OF US. 280 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,037 - THAT MAY BE A SHORTER TIME FRAME THAN YOU HAD HOPED. 281 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509 - [gasps] 282 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,046 - [groans] 283 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:45,993 - * KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB 284 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,527 BIG NIGHT TONIGHT. 285 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,263 EVERYONE'S GONNA BE THERE. 286 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,900 EVERYONE? 287 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,903 UH, MASTER SHIFU. - UGH. 288 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,538 - I JUST SAW MASTER YAO IN THE FOREST. 289 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,407 HE WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY. 290 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,541 - MASTER YA--OW! 291 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,911 MASTER YAO? 292 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,078 WHAT WAS HE WEARING? 293 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,247 I MEAN, WHAT WAS HE DOING IN THE FOREST? 294 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,383 - YOU KNOW, MYSTICAL FORESTY STUFF. 295 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,252 HE SAID YOU SHOULD COME RIGHT AWAY 296 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,554 AND GO NOWHERE NEAR THE VILLAGE TONIGHT. 297 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,555 WEIRD, HUH? 298 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,924 - BUT-- - LOVE TO COME, 299 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,058 BUT HE SAID YOU SHOULD GO ALONE. 300 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,092 ANYWAY, GOTTA RUN. 301 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,095 ANOTHER GOOD TALK. - HMM. 302 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,066 - SO, PENG, OLD BUDDY, 303 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,668 YOU AND THE PANDA HAVE BEEN GIVING FOLKS THE IDEA 304 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,071 THAT THEY CAN STAND UP TO MY THUGS. 305 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,940 - THAT'S THE POINT. 306 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,107 - IT WAS. 307 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,575 'CAUSE TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME 308 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,245 ELIMINATE THE DRAGON WARRIOR FOR GOOD. 309 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,947 WITH THIS. 310 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,950 ONE PRICK WITH THIS POISON LITTLE BEAUTY 311 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,952 AND YOUR CHUBBY PAL IS HISTORY. 312 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,420 - YOU'RE CRAZY. WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 313 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,057 - 'CAUSE OTHERWISE YOUR GIRLFRIEND 314 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,961 MEETS AN UNTIMELY, NOT TO MENTION UNTIDY END. 315 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,228 - LEAVE HER ALONE! 316 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,629 - SORRY, CHUM. 317 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,632 CUNNING BEATS KUNG FU EVERY TIME. 318 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,135 - I-I CAN'T. 319 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,004 PO'S MY FRIEND. 320 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,006 - YEAH, I KNOW IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE, 321 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,641 BUT YOU'RE TAI LUNG'S BAD BOY NEPHEW. 322 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,577 WE BOTH KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU. 323 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,080 EMBRACE YOUR DARK SIDE, KID. 324 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,581 IT'S YOUR FATE. 325 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,517 YOU WERE MEANT TO BE A VILLAIN. 326 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,458 [overlapping murmuring] 327 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,216 - [growls] 328 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,318 - CHECK OUT THIS CROWD. 329 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,186 HEY, WHERE'S PENG AND LIAN? 330 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,621 - HAVEN'T SEEN 'EM. 331 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,189 - HOW COULD THEY MISS THIS? 332 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,058 WELL, THE CROWD'S GETTING ANTSY. 333 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,027 LET'S GET STARTED. 334 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,562 HELLO, VALLEY OF PEACE. 335 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:07,200 WELCOME TO KUNG FU CLUB! 336 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,337 [all cheer] 337 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,471 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 338 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,741 HOW COULD PO DISOBEY ME FOR THIS? 339 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,209 - OKAY, KID. 340 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,079 GO OUT THERE AND BE WHO YOU WERE MEANT TO BE. 341 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:24,084 BUT REMEMBER, NO FUNNY STUFF, OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HISTORY. 342 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,721 - [groans] 343 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,226 SO, WHO'S UP FOR FIRST FIGHT? 344 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,527 - I AM. 345 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,063 [crowd oohs] 346 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,397 - PENG TOO? 347 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,166 DISGRACEFUL. 348 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,771 - GOOD IDEA, BUDDY. 349 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,539 START THE NIGHT OFF WITH A BANG. 350 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,441 SO WHO YOU GONNA--AGH! 351 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,442 [crowd oohs] 352 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,677 HEY, WHAT GIVES? 353 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,613 I WASN'T READ--OW! 354 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,685 - [cheers] 355 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,255 - [growls] 356 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,597 - [groans] 357 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,764 - OH! 358 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,733 - OKAY, THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE. 359 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,736 - PENG, TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH! 360 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,440 - I'M SORRY, PO. 361 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,409 EVERY TIME I TRY TO DO SOMETHING GOOD, 362 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,712 IT ALL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG. 363 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,247 - KNOCK HIS BLOCK OFF. 364 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,616 - IT'S TONG FO. HE'S GOT LIAN. 365 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,118 - TONG FO? 366 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,820 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 367 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,789 - I'M SORRY, PO. THIS IS MY PATH. 368 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,658 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE HER. 369 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,794 YOU WERE WRONG TO BELIEVE IN ME. 370 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,564 [growls] 371 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,632 - [gasps] 372 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,167 [crowd cheers] 373 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,468 - [grunts] 374 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,237 [crowd gasps] 375 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,173 PENG, NO! 376 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,142 I WASN'T WRONG, PENG. 377 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,144 YOU'RE A HERO, AND YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 378 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,146 AND THAT'S NEVER GONNA CHANGE. 379 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,413 - GET ON WITH IT! 380 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,850 WE CAME TO SEE A FIGHT, NOT A DANCE. 381 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,452 - FINISH HIM ALREADY. 382 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,687 - PENG, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA DO. 383 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,157 - YES, I DO. 384 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,159 - [screams] 385 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,797 - [chuckles] 386 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,671 - AT LONG LAST, I HAVE FINALLY DEFEATED THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 387 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:32,679 NOW THAT IT'S ALL OVER, ALL I CAN SAY IS... 388 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,813 NOW! 389 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,252 - IT'S A DOUBLE CROSS! GET UP! 390 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,623 [all groan] 391 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,592 - [roars] 392 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,833 - OOH! 393 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,836 - NO! 394 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,870 [grunts] 395 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,806 - RELEASE LIAN NOW! 396 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,840 - TONG FO. 397 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,875 - WE HAD A DEAL, CHUM. 398 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,645 YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TOAST. 399 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,214 - NO! 400 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,382 - GOT ANY LAST WORDS? 401 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,351 - I DO. 402 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,455 FREE FIGHT! [echoing] Fight...fight. 403 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,726 [excited murmurs] 404 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,697 all: SHAKABOOEY! 405 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,567 - UGH! 406 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,768 - YEAH! 407 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,708 - YAH! 408 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,644 - WHOA. 409 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,448 - [groans] 410 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,916 YAH! 411 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,885 - HIYA! 412 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,323 - [kiss sound] 413 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,929 - OOH. 414 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,265 EH. 415 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,567 [pants] 416 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,569 WHOA. 417 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,446 - THANK YOU, MRS. YOON. 418 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,448 - WA-TA! 419 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,988 - OOH! 420 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,026 - GOING SOMEWHERE? 421 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,895 - GAH! 422 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,263 - OOH! OW! OH! 423 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,267 - I'VE HAD ENOUGH FIGHTING FOR ONE NIGHT. 424 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,968 - NOT QUITE. 425 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,006 THERE'S STILL THE MATTER OF YOU THREATENING MY GIRLFRIEND. 426 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,910 - [yelps] 427 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,412 [pained groans] 428 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,281 - LOOKS LIKE OUR BOYS HAVE THINGS UNDER CONTROL. 429 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,416 [fighting cries] 430 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,017 - PO. - YEAH? 431 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,029 MASTER SHIFU? 432 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:07,334 - PANDA, YOU EXPRESSLY DISOBEYED YOUR MASTER'S WISHES. 433 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,337 ALL FOR THIS...KUNG FU CLUB. 434 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,971 - YEAH. 435 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,005 I DID. 436 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,542 - GREAT JOB! 437 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,344 YOU WERE RIGHT, PENG. 438 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,811 KUNG FU SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. 439 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,047 AND THUS, I'M GOING TO FORMALLY PROPOSE 440 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,484 THAT THE BAN ON AMATEUR KUNG FU BE LIFTED. 441 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,053 - [gasps] THAT--THAT WOULD BE AMAZING! 442 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,957 - WA-TA! - UGH! 443 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,559 - WELL, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 444 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,893 FIRST I HAVE TO... 445 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,529 WAH! HWA! - [pained groans] 446 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,667 - UM, I KNOW I KEEP ASKING, 447 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,536 BUT, UH, THERE'S ROOM AT THE JADE PALACE IF YOU EVER-- 448 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,538 - SORRY, PO. WE HAVE OTHER PLANS. 449 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:49,075 - WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND TRAVEL ALL OVER CHINA 450 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,843 SETTING UP MORE KUNG FU CLUBS. 451 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,412 - SWEET! 452 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,381 STILL, GONNA MISS YOU GUYS. 453 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,048 - YOU NEVER GAVE UP ON ME, PO. 454 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,117 YOU ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME. 455 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,919 EVEN WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID. 456 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,388 INCLUDING ME. 457 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,090 - BE HAPPY, FRIEND.